“Bush Invaded Iraq To Steal Their Oil!!!”

Me: Yeah? So, any day now, the libs are gonna demand that Bush release that oil so the price of gas will come down, right?
Libs: <crickets chirping>
Me: Thought so.
So why should I vote for your merry band of tea baggers again????
No. Seriously. Why should I believe that the liberals, all of a sudden, give a damn about [...]

Sen. Turban Durbin (D, Al-Jazeera) Is A Moron

From the 26 April edition of Your World With Neil Cavuto:
Cavuto: "Senator, do you think with your zeal to save the environment, and some of these blended fuels that we have to have in order to meet these new environmental requirements, that, with the best of intentions, you're the one who is gouging Americans at [...]

Quick Question

I've often wondered, if George W. Bush is a moron and an idiot for pronouncing it nucular, does that mean that Eisenhower, Kennedy, Ford, Carter (who served on a nuclear sub) and Clinton are/were idiots and morons too?
Well, the last two are, but for other reasons.
Just wondering. So far, I haven't found a kook who [...]

DURP!!!

I swear. How can people be so retarded?
Bee County leaders urging boycott of Exxon Mobil
So this pinhead judge in Bee County, TX., who is obviously ignorant of ho gas prices come about, is supportive of a resolution to screw over local business owners. That's freakin' brilliant. They need to realize that there ain't a whole [...]

Requiem For a QP

My first and favorite Quaker Parrot, Paca, died today at the age of 5 of an apparent stroke. I was trying desperately to find a vet available on Sundays, after recognizing that something was wrong, when she fell off the cage. She died in my hands.
I doubt that there was anything that could have been [...]

What’s Algore’s Hot Air Doing For Global Warming?

 Quotes from Algore's latest failure: An Inconvenient Truth
"Of the 10 hottest years ever measured…."
And how many years have we been recording weather compared to the millions of years that we haven't, Mr. Algore?
"Scientific consesus is that WE are causing global warming."
And how much money does it take to come to that consensus? Further, isn't this [...]