Awesome Movie

O.k. I finally saw Team America today on In Demand. I’d have to say that this is the funniest movie I’ve seen in a long time. At first I was torn. I knew that since it was a Parker/Stone film, it had to be funny, but wasn’t sure about a puppet movie. I had heard kerfuffle before it came out about a sex scene. I thought that had to be stupid, but it actually wound up to be pretty damn funny.
I liked the notion that the stars of the Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.) were actually tools of the enemy. In reality, it’s not really that far fetched. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard at a movie, if ever.
My favorite part was towards the end when Gary Johnston says:
We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Another good quote was by Tim Robbins:
Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out… and the corporations sit there in their… in their corporation buildings, and… and, and see, they’re all corporation-y… and they make money.

That sounds so much like the liberal douchebags on the web.

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2 Comments on “Awesome Movie”


  1. Okay, I think I’ll rent the DVD for the weekend.

    I changed the url for your blog on my link list.

  2. Rob Says:

    Awesome movie. I love juvenile humor. ;P


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